So I had to get my License renewed and in the spirit of
mankind hating the DMV I quickly agreed to all of the questions.
I opted to keep the same picture because I looked far better
in the photo than the day of, I stated that yes the address is correct although
we will be dropping the PO Box soon and going to a mail box, so I screwed that
one up. I also gave a big fat lying yes in regards to all the other info.
Oh yeah I also said I would gladly give my organs should I
ever no longer be in need of them. Something I actually do strongly believe in.
I got my new license today which by the way has been changed
and is totally ugly… way to go Maine.
Anyway the weight listed on it lets say I don’t know 6 years
ago? Was 180 lbs. was I 180 lbs 6 years ago? No I’m pretty sure the last time I
was 180 was age 5… no make that birth.
So I’m currently 247 pounds. 247-180= 67… I know I’m a total
math whiz right?
Anyhow for the first
time since I got my license at age six to the teen I didn’t feel guilty about
lying because I know that I can will
drop the 67 pounds. Hell I think I will drop it before this time next year.
What about you ladies, ever lie to the DMV? I won’t tell
Santa.
-L
I lied when I got my learner's permit. Then right after I passed my driver's test, the examiner asked if the information on my permit was correct. I answered, "It's as correct as I want it to be." She didn't think it was funny. :P I'm 33 now, and to think, I lied about my weight at the age of 15 1/2.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! When I got my license at 16. I put the true weight- 190. When I renewed it at 21- I just kept the 190... I really weighed 250 ish. I wonder if the ladies are ever like "BS, no way she weighs that." I now weigh 199:) So I almost weigh the same as I did when I was 16. I remember feeling so fat then. Now, I think i'm looking pretty good!
ReplyDeleteGood for you, and I know you will drop the 67 pounds!
ummm, mine says 185 and I haven't weighed that since HS!! LOL c'est la vie! lol
ReplyDeleteI am so bad...I have had 145 on there forever!! I am not sure I even weighed that when I got my license at 16. Eekk!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I definitely lied about my weight last time I was in there... which was when I was 18. LOL I was supposed to renew on my 24th b-day... but I never did go take a new picture. I think I will sometime next week.
ReplyDeleteWho DOESN'T lie to the DMV? LOL! My license says I'm 216 so I must've been honest at some point. I'm now 162...Waiting until I hit goal before I change it.
ReplyDeleteHA HA I've lied on every single license I've had.....TX doesn't put your weight on the license thank heavens but now I kind of want it on there to say look this is actually the truth! I do need to update my license because my picture on there was back when I was 270 lbs, now I am 145, kind of a big difference, I've had people not believe it was me in the photo when I get ID'd.
ReplyDeleteI am very happy to report ha in Australia, we don't have our weight on our licenses. It is one of the few good things about our 'DMV' :o)
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't wait to hear you celebrate the fact that you no longer have to lie on yours :o)
Haha, yeah I'm sure most of us have lied to the DMV! You'll be 180 before you know it!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure everyone lies about their weight! Mine says i'm 110- and let me tell you, I am not 110! It also says i'm 5'9- I am so not that tall! In my dreams.
ReplyDeleteBailey
http://lostandfound-bailee.blogspot.com/
Hi- I was unable to comment to your newest post so I moved down to the last post.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, this time of year, any loss is a bog win. You are doing great and I am proud of you.