So I had to get my License renewed and in the spirit of mankind hating the DMV I quickly agreed to all of the questions.
I opted to keep the same picture because I looked far better in the photo than the day of, I stated that yes the address is correct although we will be dropping the PO Box soon and going to a mail box, so I screwed that one up. I also gave a big fat lying yes in regards to all the other info.
Oh yeah I also said I would gladly give my organs should I ever no longer be in need of them. Something I actually do strongly believe in.
I got my new license today which by the way has been changed and is totally ugly… way to go Maine.
Anyway the weight listed on it lets say I don’t know 6 years ago? Was 180 lbs. was I 180 lbs 6 years ago? No I’m pretty sure the last time I was 180 was age 5… no make that birth.
So I’m currently 247 pounds. 247-180= 67… I know I’m a total math whiz right?
Anyhow for the first time since I got my license at age six to the teen I didn’t feel guilty about lying because I know that I
drop the 67 pounds. Hell I think I will drop it before this time next year.
What about you ladies, ever lie to the DMV? I won’t tell Santa.